By Tex

So I have this buddy who’s a corrections officer, known him for a while now. I’ve always liked him, he’s a cool guy. I go over to his house to watch the game and have some drinks. I knock on the door he lets me in, hey man how r u? He shakes my hand and pulls me in the house, it’s just his way of being friendly. I say I’m great, ready for some drinks and the game, he says yea me too, I just got off work. He’s still in his uniform.

I say rough day? He says nah not really, let me get you a beer. I say great. He leaves and comes back with beers for us both. He sits down, I stare at him cause I’ve always liked guys in uniform, he has a pair of cuffs on his belt, he takes off the belt and puts it on the coffee table, I ask him, is that belt heavy? I can imagine it is, he says yeah, here hold it. I say wow, it is heavy. I’m holding it and notice his cuff case is open, the cuffs fall out on the floor. I say whoah man I’m sorry, he says its ok man, no problem, it’s not like they break. I pick them up. I ask him, hey what kind of cuffs are these? He says hinged ones, the best kind. I say whoa, they look cool, he says, let me get us another beer. I say OK, he comes back, says you’ve never been handcuffed before? I say no way man never, we both laugh, he says, well here let me show you how it feels. I say, hmmm, I don’t know man, he says aw come on, I will take em right off, just want you to see how they feel. I say, um, ok, then I put my hands out. He says, no, no, stand up bud. I stand up, he gets behind me, gets one arm behind me and cuffs it, click, then the other one, click. I say ow man, they kinda hurt.

He says they are supposed to man, sit back down. I sit down with my hands cuffed behind me, five minutes go by. I say, ok can you take em off? He says, mmmm, ok let me get the key, I think I have a key, he winks and smiles, I roll my eyes, lets hope so, be right back he says, he comes back with a pair of leg irons! I say damn, what are you gonna do with those? Here let me show you he says, he locks those on my ankles, click click.

I say ok, that’s great, got anything else you wanna show me? He says well yes I do as a matter of fact, he looks under the coffee table and pulls out a little box, pulls out a gag, a leather plug gag with a lock in front and back. I say, what’s that?  He says here let me show you. I say no man don’t put that on me, he laughs, come on man try it on for me, he grabs my head with one hand, while I struggle, NO don’t!! He gets my mouth open and puts it in my mouth slowly, MMPPHH!!

He locks it on me and says, there ya go bud, pats me on the head, says how do you like that? MMMPPHH!! He says, huh? I can’t hear you. And there’s nothing I can do, he stands me up and pulls out a metal collar out of the box, locks it on my neck, the collar has a chain and he locks it on the cuffs, forcing my arms up, MMMPPHHH!! He says it’s ok bud, I just want you to see how it feels, so how is that? Do you like it so far?

I feel kinda dumb.