By Johnny Gear
One of the first football games of the season, he decided we should go out to a sports bar with a remote electro box with a butt plug while the game started. It was difficult to order, let alone eat my burger as he kept upping the intensity while we ate. And then of course while as we’re leaving he decides to make it even more difficult for me to walk out by boosting it even more. I’m sure I had a funny limp as the tingles shot down my leg trying to walk past all these football fans out of the bar.