By Sorbus
“So you’ve gotta take a piss? Well, the world is a man’s urinal. I’m not going to stop you,” his side-eye look at me couldn’t conceal his humor at this turn of events. The grin on his lips widened as his grip on my arm tightened, preventing me from pulling loose.
My mouth fell open in protest as I was yanked forward, having naively thought it would be as simple as him letting me find a tree and opening my Wranglers, and of course untying my wrists! My words stumbled out of my mouth in the same manner my booted feet stumbled over the hard-packed but uneven dirt path. “Uh, Sir, you, uh, kind of are. Stopping me, I mean, I can’t. . . uh, take a leak unless you let me go! Literally, you, uh, you’ve gotta untie me!”
Was this some sort of test or did he really think my nearly bursting bladder was something to joke about?