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Houdini

Harry Houdini certainly got locked up in a lot of metal.  And while this website is dedicated to keeping men locked in metal and UNABLE TO ESCAPE, I felt it was only appropriate to feature the great magician today.  After all, Houdini had chosen HALLOWEEN as the day he was going to make contact from the other side. He never did. Nevertheless, in honor of the great Harry Houdini, I present these classic photographs:

Personal message from Metalbond to Harry Houdini (whispering): Mr. Houdini, Sir, if you are reading this blog, I want you to know that you are feel free to contact me tonight in my sleep.  Shhhh, don’t tell anyone.  Those people who held all those séances — well, listen, they just didn’t understand you the way that I do.  I share your interest in locking metal — I have lots of handcuffs and other metal restraints here — and I also have a healthy appreciation for your impressive physique that I know you always enjoyed showing off.  So come on, make your presence known in my apartment tonight.  You and me, mister.  It will be hot.