A friend I was chatting with yesterday sent me this self bondage sefie of himself, after he had locked on a set of metal ankle cuffs.

In my view, wearing ankle cuffs — or anything lockable, really — is a great idea for IMing on Recon, reading the stories in the Metalbond Prison Library, or even watching the Super Bowl!

Look and learn, men! Be more like the guy pictured above!