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Escape artists, named

I’m quite surprised that none of you prisoners accepted my recent “escape artist challenge,” to name some of the top studs in the genre. If you missed that posting, click here.

They are, in order from the top:

Rob Roy Collins

Andrew Basso

Harry Houdini

Spencer Horsman

David Blaine

Jonathan Goodwin

Anthony Martin

 

When I asked gay erotic artist Herodotus to weigh in on this, he replied, “Screw ‘escape artisits’!!! Captives should stay captured!” and sent the artwork below.

Hawkman-Caged

 

So I guess the message is clear: From now on, no more escaping here at Metalbond!

 

 

Update: Master Mike’s computer-controlled lockdown

Master Mike writes,

Here is the final piece of my electro magnet setup. I wrote this program that can be run from any PC with internet access. It basically controls the remote timer connected to the electro magnet system. There are two timers, the local timer that cannot be remotely controlled and is currently set to 8 hours, and the remote time that is currently set to 2 hours and can be controlled by the prison guard program. Both timers need to be active for the magnet to be on. The prison guard program can be used to set up cycles to reset the remote timer. It can also be used to optionally set release time after the execution of a number of cycles.

In the example below, the cycle time is set to 32 minutes and set for 7 cycles:

01_Mike

When 3 cycles remain, the program will release the magnet for 2 seconds.

This works out to be a maximum restraint time of 03:44:06 with the earliest possible release of 02:08:00. As you can see in the example below, I slept through the first two early release cycles.

02_Mike

 

The system is completely safe. The remote time cannot exceed the local time value currently set to 8 hours. If the internet connection is lost, then the remote time will finish out its 2-hour time and release the magnet. In the case of a power failure, the magnet will release.

That being said, there is no other escape.

Only Paul knows the password to access the prison guard program and relay. I cannot clear the timers from my iPad or by calling anyone else to release the timer. The only way I can get out is to call Paul. As for the bed, the left arm is held by the magnet, which has a 1,200-pound hold that is bolted to the floor with the wires running under the carpet. There is no way to pull it off. At the bottom of the magnet block is the key to unlock the restraints. There is absolutely no way to escape. The same system works on the gurney and for the cage.

There is also a camera for the guard to monitor and communicate with the prisoner.

IMG_0085 IMG_0086 IMG_2409

 

 

Metal would like to thank Master Mike for sharing this information and sending these pictures!

 

Recent items in the news

Check out these recent news items of note:

 

‘Spring Breakers’ and the Partiers’ Beachfront Jail (More of this here and here.)

Old Cell Block at Baruch College Is No Barrier to Learning

NY Corrections Officer Caught Making Out With Inmate

Best Prison Hotels (photo gallery)

Lawfully wedded – First gay union of National Police officers held in Spain (Spanish language version here)

Fosse-Meets-Fetish Video for Folsom Street Fair (article and video)

Savage Love: Ballers (advice column)

 

Thanks to Metalbond readers William, Louis, Pepe, RH and David for passing these articles along!