I am such a fag. I get the Undergear Catalog, because I enjoy looking at pictures of hot young men with nice bodies showing off their packages in “gay” underwear:

The latest edition of the Undergear catalog featured something that caught my eye. It’s called the “Extreme Bondage Collection” (the pictures marked “G” and “E,F” in the upper right).

Private message from Metal to the creators of the Undergear catalog: Listen, if you guys want me to show you what “extreme bondage” really means, come on over. Bring Mister E,F with you, as well as Mister A,B and Mister C.