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Alaska State Troopers

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My new favorite show is Alaska State Troopers on the on National Geographic Channel.

A lot of them are fucking HOT. Many of them are muscular, have short buzzcuts and tattoos. And lots of handcuffing takes place on this show. One of my favorite troopers is Howie Peterson (pictured above and below). In one episode, he detains a suspect on the side of the road and then releases him. Then, surprisingly, this guy asks the trooper to give him a ride into town. Peterson says to the dude sure, he will be glad to him a ride, but he will have to travel in the back of the squad car with his hands cuffed behind him, because he had just lied to him during the investigation. The guy declines and instead decides to hitchhike. Dang.

 

Hey, Peterson, you can use your cuffs on me, any time!

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Chuck wants to use his flex cuffs on you

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Check out these pictures from longtime Metalbond contributor Chuck:

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Chuck says,

Halloween is coming up. I wanted to share my SWAT costume — everything is real except for the weapons, of course. The helmet-mounted LED light blinds my prisoners as I near them — a nice touch.

The riot cuffs are homemade from two wide white pull ties and a wide black one to hold them together — and trust me, they work quite well. Some are more open for legs, and some are smaller for wrists. I had a guy over once and used them to secure his hands behind his back while we showered together — now that was hot!

—Chuck

Thanks, Chuck! I hope you nab lots of prisoners on Halloween!