Every once in a while I see a picture on Tumblr that just gives me an instant hard-on.

This guy is a total badass. He’s wearing the Big Dog Stainless Steel Collar locking chain and padlock, with the keys in the lock. Which means you can grab the key and control him — if you fucking dare. But if you are not tough enough, he looks like he could probably break you in half without even dropping that fat cigar.

Fucking hot if you ask me.