An online buddy from D.C. sent me the following true story a while back:

I can remember overhearing some guys from the Pentagon on the Metro a few years ago. The officer said that one of his guys had been detained by the MPs and put in handcuffs for safety (yeah, I never bought that ‘This is for your safety’ BS line they use when you get cuffed). Anyway, the officer was just pissed because when they were ready to let this guy go, the MP that arrested him was off duty. Based on what he said that they had to wait for that MP to come back since no one else’s handcuff keys could let him out. I assumed he had used the high-security model. The officer was just pissed that they weren’t used a standard key. He felt bad his guy had to wait for this MP to come back to the Pentagon. While I could understand his position (he was stuck waiting, too) still pretty hot that some MPs are using high security cuffs. Now, just imagine that MP wearing mirrored sunglasses with a nice HnT haircut, too. Yep, lock me up bud.

There is nothing better than high-security cuffs, if you ask me!