By Jack
Yo, Bud –
Got a little challenge here for ya.
Time to see how tough you are, and what yer endurance is like.
You man enough to accept the challenge, or you gonna wimp out right now?
It’s just a little game, dude. You like engaging another jock in a little friendly sport, don’t ya? May the better MAN win.
Here’s the deal:
You are down here on a Friday night. We got tickets for Rangers/Leafs at the Garden on Saturday night. We been drinking beers, horsing around, bullshitting one another, when I toss out this game idea. You lose, you gotta wear… you know which jersey to the game and root for…you know which team (GO, RANGERS! YO!)
Here’s the game plan: You get tied for four quarters, with a break between each quarter. Simple little endurance challenge. Each quarter lasts an hour. No sweat for you, right, tuff guy? You hold out for four hours, you win. You win, and I got to pay a penalty. Any penalty you come up with, no matter what it is. No questions, no backing out.
Where am I?