This bloke has just left his missus and young daughter back at the Crown Court. He didn’t expect to be taken down and so has had no chance to stuff any contraband up his tight shithole. You can read how pissed off he is about that on his face. He’s looking at about 5 months all told and has been in and out of jail…
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By Arrest22
It wasn’t supposed to be like this.
It was about noon on a Friday. I work overnights, so I was just beginning my weekend. I was flying down the highway on 680. I was wearing dark blue jeans, my Friday staple, a midnight blue polo, and birkenstocks. I changed into my sandals after hitting the gym at work.
Sometimes when the music hits, you lose track of time. In my case, I also lost track of my speedometer.
I saw the blue lights in my rearview before I heard them.
“FUCK!” I exclaimed loudly to no one.
I found a safe place to pull over. Doing so was not the easiest task as it was lunch hour on a Friday. I could hear the cop car telling me to pull over from their loud speaker. It was annoying because that’s exactly what I was trying to do.
Now bend over and cough. A full strip search at the reception of a prison is standard practice. What is less well known is the “slave auction” style strip. When a younger prisoner is brought in, the guards know full well that he is going to attract a massive amount of attention off the older lags. Left unmanaged, this can cause chaos amongst the highly sexually charged prison populace. Far better for the guards to have “first dibs” and decide which of the Alpha prisoners can take the young man as his personal sex toy…
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When a hard man is presented at prison reception, the officers find it difficult to contain their glee. The tough guy is in the worst place to kick off. He’s just been handed a sentence and the last thing he wants now is to be sent back to the judge to add more time. He’s conflicted because he needs maintain his ego. The officers have carte blanche to take the piss out of him. So guess what they do?!
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By Cuffsandcops
Summer is very quickly concluding, so I texted the Sergeant I know from the Sheriff’s office to see if it would be possible to ride along at night. I have ridden twice with this Sergeant when he was a Deputy. You may remember him from previous stories Side Job Deputy and Ride Along with the Deputy from 2022. Both times, very little happened. I was hoping to experience more action and thought a weekend night could provide that. He responded that he knows the perfect guy for me to ride with who works 5pm to 3am and will set it up.
I asked if the perfect guy was him, knowing he doesn’t spend much time on the road since the promotion, and was told no. I then asked what made the guy he has in mind perfect for me. The Sergeant responded that the Deputy gets busy at work and asked if Saturday from 6pm to 12am would work. I said it would, provided my vehicle details, was reminded of the address of the station to meet the Deputy at, and given his name.
By Felon
So I was strapped down on the table and hospital style restraints were used on my arms and legs. My hole was totally exposed. He left and returned with his straight edge barbers blade to remove excess body hair that the “nair” bath missed. “Stay still,” was the warning, and then I could hear the kitchen door slam and footsteps approaching.
A heavy leather bag was dropped on the floor near me..
“Is this the new probie I have seen on the closed-circuit camera?” This was a booming voice behind me, and I felt a large thumb up my ass. There was some discussion and then both men wanted to “take me out for a test run.”
