By Joshua Ryan
He stopped the car in something that looked like a garage or an old bus depot. There was even a bus parked in there, and a whole line of guys climbin off of it. They were all dressed like me — I mean they were all wearing cuffs and shackles! Their clothes were all different, though. Some of them were wearing those cool jailhouse stripes that you always see online, and some of them were dressed in various styles of orange. About half of them were like me — normal clothes. I could see what was happening.
This bus had stopped at a few jails, and some of these were guys like me that had just reported for prison, like I was “supposed” to have done, but some of them had been sittin in jail already. Not enough money, I guess! But they were all going to prison. And so was I! It didn’t take long for me to take my place in line with them. Lieutenant Brannigan pulled me out of the back seat, and a friend of his came up, another gray-uniformed DOC goon, and I was swept away, into the tide of bodies comin off the bus. Too bad I didn’t get to know the Lieutenant better — I’d never had a hunk like that grabbing my crotch before.