Tag Archives: real life

Metalbond’s favorite: Law-enforcement-themed reality TV

Got your DVR handy? Here’s my viewing list:

  • 60 Days in
  • Alaska State Troopers
  • Cops
  • Lockdown
  • Lockup
  • Locked Up Abroad
  • Jail
  • Southern Justice
  • To Catch a Smuggler
  • Border Patrol

What shows am I missing? What are you DVR-ing?

If you ask me, Alaska State Troopers is probably my favorite. Not only are the officers smoking hot, but the have great haircuts and well-fitting uniforms. I also think they are really good at what they do, treating people with respect and de-escalating situations and handling moose. Plus it’s awesome to see the wilderness and I love the deadpan narration. And did I mention they are hot? And they have cuffs.

 

USS New Jersey brig

What kind of pervert would take a tour of a famous battleship, then head right for the BRIG? A Metalbond reader, of course. Check out the picture below and the information sent in by an anonymous reader of this blog:

USSNJbrig_MetalbondNYC_dot_com

 

Dear Metal,

The New Jersey was very cool. I took the self-guided tour, and enjoyed the berthing areas, Marines’ compartments — and the brig. There are no sinks or toilets in the brig cells, so the prisoners have to be escorted by a Marine to the head. I’m guessing they’re cuffed and/or shackled for the excursion. There are three cells right next to each other, each just barely bigger than the fold down bunk. Inmates were only served bread and water in the brig, for up to three days. If longer than three days, they were escorted by the Marines to the mess deck.

—from a reader

 

Metal would like to thank the reader for sharing this brig picture. Anyone else who has experience with a brig is invited to get in touch via email!

 

Recent items in the news

Check out these recent news items of note:

 

‘Spring Breakers’ and the Partiers’ Beachfront Jail (More of this here and here.)

Old Cell Block at Baruch College Is No Barrier to Learning

NY Corrections Officer Caught Making Out With Inmate

Best Prison Hotels (photo gallery)

Lawfully wedded – First gay union of National Police officers held in Spain (Spanish language version here)

Fosse-Meets-Fetish Video for Folsom Street Fair (article and video)

Savage Love: Ballers (advice column)

 

Thanks to Metalbond readers William, Louis, Pepe, RH and David for passing these articles along!