By Sang Freud
Total Behavioral Solutions Case Study: Conversion Therapy (Part 1)
Subject #5462
Former name: Thomas Hathaway
Current name: irrelevant
Sponsor: Senator James Hathaway
Anticipated disposition: release to sponsor’s agent
Phase: final, awaiting pickup
Case history: Total Behavioral Solutions was contacted by a long-serving US Senator from [redacted] for help with his second son, Thomas, who was once again causing public relations nightmares. After well-publicized failures in business and attempts to cash in on his father’s good name, Thomas had been once again caught “entertaining” a series of high-class escorts in a hotel room, complete with cocaine and rumors of human trafficking. This proved to be the final straw, since the scandal hit in an election year and Senator Hathaway was doing his best to court the conservative right. Thomas had to be dealt with decisively and permanently. The Senator had no desire to see either his family drama or a mysterious obituary in the tabloids, so he called on us to arrange a quiet removal.